Thursday, December 10, 2015

Best #20+ Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS

Happy Valentines Day 2017  SMS :-So valentines day is approaching and frankly i want to make it my best day of the year and i think you too and that's why you are here. That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom. To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine's Day! If you are looking for the best collection of Valentines Day Messages then you are at the right place.

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Happy Valentines Day 2017 SMS

Teacher Students Se: “Love” Kya Hota Hai?”
Johnny: ” “L” Ko Pakad Ke “O” Ko Daba Ke “V” Mein Ghussa Ke Jab “E” Ki Awaz Aaye To Use “Love” Kahte Hai“

S#x is good, s#x is fine;
Doggy sty|e or 69;
Just for fun or getting paid;
Everyone just loves getting laid;
So if you want me in the sack;
Lick your lips and text me back.
Happy Valentine's day!

Sab Log Apne-Apne Tarike Se Maarte Hai.
Koi Jhuka Ke Maarta Hai,
Koi Khade-Khade Maarta Hai,
Koi Dheere-Dheere Maarta Hai,
Koi Jaldi-Jaldi Maarta Hai,
Tab Jakar Scooter Start Hota Hai.

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you'll go places

A Blonde Crossing The Road Gets Hit By A Truck.
The Truck Driver Jumps Out To Check On Her.
“Are You All Right?”” He Asks.
“Everything Is Just A Blur”,” Says The Blonde As She’s Lying On The Street.
The Man Holds His Hand In Front Of Her Face And Asks: “”How Many Fingers Have I Got Up?””
“Oh, No!”” She Yells. “”Don’t Tell Me I’m Paralyzed From The Waist Down Too!””

Kiss on hand: I adore you;
Kiss on cheek: Let's be friends;
Kiss on neck: I want you;
Kiss on lips: I love you;
Kiss anywhere else: Let's not get carried away!
Lots of kisses for you almost everywhere!
Happy Valentine's day!

During s#x
Girl - promise me u won't break my heart. ...
Santa - nahi re pagli, itna lamba thodi hai..

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!
Preeto comes without clothes in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What?s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ? Serve hot hot....

Sometimes we make love with our eyes;
Sometimes we make love with our hands;
Sometimes we make love with our bodies;
Always we make love with our hearts.
Happy Valentine's day!

Beta Apne Papa Se Bada Khush Hokar Bola: “Papa Ji Aaj Se School Main Ek Period Sex Education Ka Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Hai”
Baap: “Beta Ye To Bahut Achhi Baat Hai, Lekin Tu Apni Lulli Kyu Hilla Raha Hai?”
Beta Se Bola: “Papa Teacher Ne Yahi Toh Aaj Ka Homework Diya Hai“

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lenge. Happy Valentines Day Gals :P

The best example of "Doosro ki khushi me apni
khushi dhoondhna"
Watching Porn.. 

Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri Ko Bola: “Yaar Bada Darr Lag Raha Hai”
Dusri Haste Hue Boli: “Dar Na Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega“

Aajkal Ke Ladko Ko Neend Nahi Aati, Bistar Par Karvte Badalte Rahte Hai
To Ye Ek Khas Lori Un Ladko Ke Liye
Soja Bhai Soja,
Nindiya Rani Aayegi,
Blue Film Dikhayegi,
Tujhse Kareena Aur Malika Chudwayegi,
Tujhse Dudu Dabwayegi,

Baki Kahani Subah Teri Chaddi Khud Batayegi.

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